What the Fuck?
This is the home of Turmiomatkat Ü(ber), independent and surprisingly reliable travel & party society. Now what ever is your reason for entering our realm, feel welcome yet don't get cocky. Otherwise browse the shaite as you please.
Tiaine sucking like it was his last ever... Äijä 2005, Eurajoki.
This is who we are
The Turmiomatkat Ü is a bunch of wankers who enjoy sauna with suicidal quantities of alcohol and then some. We fancy all sort of monkey-business to the extreme. - Naked wrestling in the snow with -20 celcius, eating and drinking too much too fast, making up the most stupid jokes ever etc. etc. - Thus we organize various 'Äijä' events. ('Äijä' translates as 'The Manly Man')
Despise us? Bugger of then, we care not.